Congratulations to The Beast on his recent election as President of the United States (again!). Although he has served as head of state several times before, from Emperor to Pope to Chancellor, this latest role gives him an unprecedented opportunity to sow chaos and confusion throughout the world. Here is a musical tribute by one of his adoring subjects.
And of course we can’t forget The Beast’s sidekick, the Second Beast, and his skillful use of technology to enslave the masses. Fun fact: The ancient Hebrews used letters of the alphabet to express numbers, so the first letter א (A) stood for 1, the second ב (B) stood for 2, etc. The sixth letter was ו, equivalent to W.
Among The Beast’s more inspired cabinet appointments has been our very own Whore of Babylon, as Secretary of Mayhem, Harlotry and General Messing Around. You go, girl!
